19 ways to maintain your insanity

I love this forward so much I just had to post it...makes me crack up everytime! Enjoy!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On And Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every time someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label "In Bin"

5. Put Decaf In the Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Personal Favors.”

7. Finish All Your Sentences With; “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”

8. Don’t Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible Skip Rather Than Walk

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive Thru Order Is To Go.

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A poetry Recital And Ask why The Poems Don’t Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because Your Not In The Mood

16. Have Your Co-Workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won, I Won”

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling “Run for Your Lives, Their Loose”

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go”

Happy Friday!!