no means no

My husband and I have a star student on our hands. Sierra received rave reviews in last night's puppy class - sitting, staying, and progressively less crotch sniffing...just like a pro! We couldn't be more proud.

Sierra's classmates include a puppy Boxer, Border Collie, Labrador, Bulldog, Terrier, and, last night's guest student, a handsome puppy German Shepard. The Shepard, although noticeably still a puppy, was well-behaved and had a regal essence about him that made you take notice. He was handsome and seemed to capture even the attention of the other chaotic students...but it became very clear that he only wanted the attention of one specific maiden. Batting her pretty eyelashes and curling up her little tail oh-so-fabulously must have caught the eye of this prince and he couldn't take his eyes off Sierra. It was absolutely adorable at first...until I realized that this once regal prince was turning into a hormone-crazed teenager - drooling all over my little girl! And I couldn't help but gasp! when I noticed that Prince Shepard, obviously not "fixed" yet, was beginning to show his attention in more ways than one. Oh, my little innocent Sierra. I rushed to shield her from the violation!

Let's hope that the little prince keeps the goods in his pants if he wants to attend class with my little girl again!